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MESSAGES

-- Could u fax me your photo very very urgently ?
Mind you - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .....
I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

-- Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!.
FLATTERED?.
Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.

-- Good morning...Have you done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1) Pray, so that you may live...
2)T ake a bath-so that others may live too!

-- I saw something in a shop window.
It was stunning, cute, simply adorable.
I was supposed to buy it for you,
then I realised it was my reflection. :)

-- To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of _____ expression & many more mental qualities.
Hats off to you coz you manage to live without them.

-- Once God came up to me & granted me a wish.
I asked for "world peace".
That's impossible, He said.
Then I asked Him to give you brain.
He said "Let me try world peace"

-- From Mon to Sun,
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you've always been...........
a headache !

-- One day you'll be surprised to see ME beside YOU.
YOU & ME laughing,
YOU & ME crying,
YOU & ME dreaming,
YOU & ME holding on,
YOU & ME...
just YOU & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING YOU.

-- If you save this msg, it means I'm cute.
If you edit this, I'm still cute.
If you fwd this, you are spreading that I'm cute &
if you erase this, you are jealous of me coz I'm cute!

-- This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds.
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Error : No Brain Detected !!

-- I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!