"MURPHY'S LAW" FOR COMPUTERS
* As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.
* Installing one "updated" program will always screw up at least two useful old ones.
* The likelihood of a hard disk crash is in direct proportion to the value of the material that hasn't been backed up.
* You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all.
* There are only two kinds of computer users: those whose hard disks have crashed, and those whose hard disks haven't crashed - yet.
* Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it. If you fiddle with something long enough, you'll break it.
