NEIGHBOUR OWES MONEY
Shaukat went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbour owes me Rs 500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?"
"Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer.
"Nope," Shaukat replied.
"Okay, then write him a nasty letter asking him for the Rs 1000 he owes you," said the lawyer.
"But it's only Rs 500," Shaukat insisted.
"Precisely. That's what he will reply and we will then have the proof we need to nail him."
