NEW BEAU
Mortified doesn't even begin to describe how Jane's parents felt about meeting her new beau. He sported tattoos and piercings, swore like a sailor, and simply had a hostile air about him.
After he left, the mother said, "Dear, he doesn't seem like a very nice person."
"Mom," Jane said, "if her weren't nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?".
