NEW CAR
Ole decided to buy Lena a new car for her birthday.
They shopped and shopped. Finally, Lena found one she liked. But before signing the papers, Lena looked at the car one more time. Suddenly, she bristled and walked away, saying she didn't want the car. She wouldn't even talk about it.
On the way home, Ole said, "Vell, Lena, I tot yew liked dat car. Vat changed yer mind about it?"
"Ole, I yust don't vant any car vit XL on it," Lena answered. "It's bad enuff having dat on my undervear."
