ORANGES
The local Cat House got busted one afternoon and the police had all the Hookers lined up on the street waiting for the Paddy Wagon to arrive.
A little old lady was walking down the street and noticed the long line of girls on the sidewalk. She asked the last girl in line why everyone was lining up.
The Hooker smiled and said the local police were handing out free oranges.
The little old lady got in line and waited her turn.
Finally she was the last one and when the cop turned around to handle her he said, "Mercy sakes Lady, how are you able able to handle this at your age?"
"It's real easy, Sonny," she replied, "I just roll back the skin and suck em' until the juice starts squirting!"
