OTHER LAWS
Everyone knows Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will..." - Here are some other Laws you may not have heard!
o---> Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
o---> Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
o---> Lowery's Law of Home Repair:
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway
o---> Beach's Law:
Interchangeable parts aren't.
o---> Tussman's Law:
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
o---> William's Law:
There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
o---> Lane's Law of Supply and Demand:
The one item you need is always in short supply.
The one item you need is always in short supply.
o---> Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
o---> Martin's Law of Meteorology:
The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
o---> Ehrlich's Law:
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
o---> Norman Einstein's Law:
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
o---> Col. Murphy's Law of Combat:
Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder!
Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder!
