OVERSEAS FLIGHT
A Pakistani and an Indian were seated next to a Bangla Deshi on an overseas flight. After a few cock-tails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Pakistani bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Indian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the Bangla Deshi remained silent, the Pakistani smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Indian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
