PEOPLE WE'D LIKE TO DROP INTO A BATHTUB OF COLD DOG PEE:
THE GUY WHO SERVICES YOUR CAR.
Sending your car in for service is basically a hostage situation. They have you car for a day, which is long enough for them to invent numerous unneccesary things that need to be done to your car. If you want to see your car in one piece again it will cost you roughly the gross national product of Samoa. Ever noticed that most mechanics clapped-out drive pieces of junk?
Sending your car in for service is basically a hostage situation. They have you car for a day, which is long enough for them to invent numerous unneccesary things that need to be done to your car. If you want to see your car in one piece again it will cost you roughly the gross national product of Samoa. Ever noticed that most mechanics clapped-out drive pieces of junk?
PARKING METER ENFORCERS.
Tormented, soulless life forms doomed to roam the streets with the sole purpose of ruining your day. Park for just one nanosecond over your allotted time and they pounce on you like a starving cougar on a kitten pie. And city councilors wonder why everyone is shopping at the mega malls in the suburbs
Tormented, soulless life forms doomed to roam the streets with the sole purpose of ruining your day. Park for just one nanosecond over your allotted time and they pounce on you like a starving cougar on a kitten pie. And city councilors wonder why everyone is shopping at the mega malls in the suburbs
ANYONE WHO DRIVES A HUMMER.
Youve seen em. White pinched faces peering through those tiny windows 20 feet off the ground. The latest scientific study has proven that the size of the Hummer SUV is in inverse proportion to the size of the male drivers genitals.
Youve seen em. White pinched faces peering through those tiny windows 20 feet off the ground. The latest scientific study has proven that the size of the Hummer SUV is in inverse proportion to the size of the male drivers genitals.
THE SAUDI ROYAL FAMILY.
Your one stop shopping center for terrorists. This fly-blown family of stone-age playboys is in complete and utter denial. If they werent sitting on an ocean of oil, theyd be working as pool boys in Beverly Hills. Of course, this is just my opinion.
Your one stop shopping center for terrorists. This fly-blown family of stone-age playboys is in complete and utter denial. If they werent sitting on an ocean of oil, theyd be working as pool boys in Beverly Hills. Of course, this is just my opinion.
