THE PIG
President Bush and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly.
Bush tells his driver: "Go to the farm over there and explain to the owner of the pig what happened."
One hour later, Bush sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.
"What happened to you?" He asks.
"Well, the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me a bottle of wine, and their daughter made wild passionate love to me."
"My God! What did you tell them?" asked President Bush.
The driver answered: "Good evening. I am President Bush’s chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."
