THE POLISH INTELLIGENCE TEST
Study each question carefully, then choose the answer that seems "most" correct (TRUE or FALSE) and mark an "X" (just like you sign your name) on the appropriate line at the right.
Study each question carefully, then choose the answer that seems "most" correct (TRUE or FALSE) and mark an "X" (just like you sign your name) on the appropriate line at the right.
1. A clitoris is a type of flower ____TRUE____FALSE
2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit ____TRUE____FALSE
3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird ____TRUE____FALSE
4. Vagina - a medical term to describe heart trouble.____TRUE____FALSE
5. A menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels ____TRUE____FALSE
6. A G-string is a part of a violin ____TRUE____FALSE
7. Semen is another word for sailor ____TRUE____FALSE
8. Anus is the latin word for "yearly" ____TRUE____FALSE
9. Testicles are found on an octopus ____TRUE____FALSE
10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles ____TRUE____FALSE
11. Masturbate is used to catch a large fish ____TRUE____FALSE
12. Kotex is a radio station in Bryan, Tx ____TRUE____FALSE
13. Coitus is a musical instrument ____TRUE____FALSE
14. Fetus is a character on gunsmoke ____TRUE____FALSE
15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute ____TRUE____FALSE
16. A condom is an apartment complex ____TRUE____FALSE
17. Orgasm - accompanies the choir at church ____TRUE____FALSE
18. A diaphram is a drawing in geometry ____TRUE____FALSE
19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle ____TRUE____FALSE
20. Erection - when the Japanese vote for their new government____TRUE____FALSE
21. A lesbian is a person from the middle east ____TRUE____FALSE
22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass ____TRUE____FALSE
23. Pornography is the business of making record albums
____TRUE____FALSE
24. Genitals are people of non-jewish faith ____TRUE____FALSE
25. Douch is the Italian word for "twelve" ____TRUE____FALSE
26. An enema is someone who is not your friend ____TRUE____FALSE
27. Ovaries are a french egg dish made with cheese ____TRUE____FALSE
28. Scrotum is a small planet near Venus ____TRUE____FALSE
29. "Cock" is a bird that crows in the morning ____TRUE____FALSE
