RALLY
Following a successful rally, the evangelist was relaxing in his trailer, when there was a knock at the door.
"Come in," he said.
A young maiden, truly beautiful, threw herself at his feet and said, "Reverend, I have nothing to give but my body."
The preacher looked skyward, "Lord, deliver me from temptation."
And then following a long pause, he began unbuttoning his shirt, and added, "In about an hour or so."
