REQUEST
There's this old woman who wants to hear an old-timey song she remembers from her childhood. It's called Two Lips and Seven Kisses. So she calls up the radio station and asks whoever answers: "Do you have Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"
The deejay says: "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"
So the woman asks: "Really? Is that a record?"
To which the man replies: "Nah... it's just about average!"
