SAFETY DRILL
A stewardess did her usual act of showing passengers the safety drill. Near the end she said, 'And in the event of an emergency, bend forward and put your head between your legs.'
Tehmina said to her husband Daud, "I can't bend that far these days!"
Daud replied with a smile, "Well then, you'll just have to put your head between my legs."
Tehmina looked wide-eyed at Daud, and asked, "if my head were between your legs, where could you put your head?"
"My love," replied Daud, "if you've got your head between my legs, I won't give a damn where my head is!"
