SCARY FORTUNE COOKIE FORTUNES
* "What, 3 servings of Moo Shoo Pork weren't enough for you, tubby?"
* "Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour, tops."
* "Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt."
* "Today's dog in alley is tomorrow's moo goo gai pan."
* "Patron who mocks waiter's accent will unwittingly consume chef's bodily fluids."
* "Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy.
* "Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup."
