SIGNS THAT YOU MAY BE TOO SEXUAL
* You become a K-Y spokesperson.
* Having two tampons in at the same time doesn't bother you.
* You go through a Sealy Mattress every week.
* You have to go across the border for a Pap Smear.
* When they change your area code to 6969.
* Tetracycline is your best friend.
* McDonald's calls you "The Happy Meal".
* It takes 2 douches and a spatula at shower time.
* When you've got a "Take a Number" machine at your front door.
* When you get hemorrhoids on you shoulders.
* Your day starts and ends by rolling over.
* When the sperm bank calls for remnant samples.
* When you're wearing more latex than spandex.
* When your ceiling mirrors fog.
* When they install a revolving door at your apartment.
* When the Marine Corps does recruitment outside your door.
* Madonna comes to you for pointers.
* When
he doesn't even have to buy you a soft drink.
* When you have a room key to every hotel in town.
* Motel 6 signals you in with runway lights.
* The only place you haven't had sex is on the moon.
* When a men's prison becomes a vacation "hot spot"
* When it only takes 2 licks to get to the center of a Blow Pop.
* When you and your cat have the same tongue consistency.
* When other women begin to call you "Man's Best Friend".!
* Having two tampons in at the same time doesn't bother you.
* You go through a Sealy Mattress every week.
* You have to go across the border for a Pap Smear.
* When they change your area code to 6969.
* Tetracycline is your best friend.
* McDonald's calls you "The Happy Meal".
* It takes 2 douches and a spatula at shower time.
* When you've got a "Take a Number" machine at your front door.
* When you get hemorrhoids on you shoulders.
* Your day starts and ends by rolling over.
* When the sperm bank calls for remnant samples.
* When you're wearing more latex than spandex.
* When your ceiling mirrors fog.
* When they install a revolving door at your apartment.
* When the Marine Corps does recruitment outside your door.
* Madonna comes to you for pointers.
* When
he doesn't even have to buy you a soft drink.
* When you have a room key to every hotel in town.
* Motel 6 signals you in with runway lights.
* The only place you haven't had sex is on the moon.
* When a men's prison becomes a vacation "hot spot"
* When it only takes 2 licks to get to the center of a Blow Pop.
* When you and your cat have the same tongue consistency.
* When other women begin to call you "Man's Best Friend".!
