SIT DOWN
Asif and I were talking one day when Asif says, "I went to see the doctor the other day for that pain in my back."
"So what happened?" I asked.
"Well, he ran a bunch of tests, gave me some pills and sent me home. Told me to stay in bed for a week. He also told me to sit down whenever I had to pee. Can you imagine that? A grown man having to sit to pee?"
"Why would he want you to sit to pee?" I asked.
"Well", said Asif, "With my bad back, he doesn't want me picking up anything too big."
