SKINNY-DIPPING
A beautiful woman walked up to a famous home with an olympic size swimming pool that appeared in so many blockbuster movies. She could not resist the opportunity to look like a famous actress and decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn't see anyone, and undressed.
Just as she was about to dive in, the chief caretaker appeared from behind a bush where he was hiding all along. He looked at her lusciously and told her that swimming was prohibited.
"You could have told me that before I undressed!" She scolded him.
The caretaker replied, "Swimming is prohibited, undressing isn't."
