SPORTS IN PAKISTAN
After a two-year long study, The National Science Foundation announced the following results on Pakistan's recreational preferences.
1. The sport of choice for lower ranks in Military is BASKETBALL
2. The sport of choice for general public is BOWLING
3. The sport of choice for politicians like Mian Muhammad Azhar and Faisal Saleh is FOOTBALL
4 The sport of choice for policemen like Mian Yaqoob is VOLLEYBALL.
5. The sport of choice for junior officers in Military is BASEBALL.
6 The sport of choice for Brigadiers, like Brigadier Mussarat Ullah is HOCKEY
7. The sport of choice for PSO's, like Lt General Tauqir Zia, is CRICKET
8. The sport of choice for fat Corps Commanders, like Lt Gen Arif Hassan is POLO.
9. The sport of choice for well to do civilians, like Valika, is SNOOKER.
10. The sport of choice for senior politicians like Wasim Sajjad is TENNIS.
11. The sport of choice for Corps Commanders, like Lt General Zarrar Azim, is SQUASH
12. The sport of choice senior Generals, like General Parvez Musharraf is GOLF.
Conclusion:
The higher you are in the structure, the smaller your balls become...
Conclusion:
The higher you are in the structure, the smaller your balls become...
