SURVIVOR - PESHAWAR STYLE
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several Pushto TV stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor: Peshawar Style."
The contestants will start in Peshawar, travel over to Kohat and on to Bannu. From there they will head up to Nowshera and over to Swat. They will then proceed down to Mansehra and Abbottabad. Finally ending up back over in Peshawar.
Each will be driving a pink Suxuki with NWFP license plates and large bumper stickers that read:
I'm Gay or I'm a Lakhta,
I'm a Vegetarian,
Governor Sucks,
Go Khakees!
Smoking is for Idiots,
Qazi in 2007,
Al Qaida Hunting is Murder,
and I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!
The first one that makes it back to Peshawar alive, wins.
