THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A NAKED WOMAN...
* Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon.
* How many storage boxes can you fit in there?
* Remember, you said this was a freebie...right?
* I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it.
* Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt.
* Would you mind rolling around in this flour.
* I heard carpenters dream about you.
* So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
* Look....I can get my whole arm in.
* It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
* Is that an optical illusion?
* If I look right at it I feel like I'm falling in.
* Would you mind wearing a paper sack on your head?
* Do you mind if I wear one too...in case yours falls off?
