THINGS THAT BECOME EVIDENT AFTER THE NEW BABY ARRIVES
* Finally, you have someone you can beat at "Got Your Nose," at least for a year or so.
* You develop a liking for mini vans & sensible shoes.
* You're not so tolerant of strangers asking to touch your round little belly anymore now that you are just FAT.
* Goodbye, Happy Hour---Hello, Happy Meal!!
* Junior looks adorable in his little "sandbox," but the cat is seriously torqued about it.
* For efficiency, your paycheck is now direct-deposited to Disney."
