THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR EXTERMINATOR SAY...
* "You know, when you build your next house you might want to consider using steel instead of wood."
* "I'm sorry, but our worker's compensation policy specifically excludes "killer termites."
* "Yeah, I realize I'm from Orkin, but I still need your phone book to call Terminix and All-Pest to come help me with this one."
* "I need to go back to the office to get a bigger truck."
* "Do you have someplace you could stay for the next three days?"
* "Do you have a high powered rifle handy?"
* "EEEEEKKK!!!!!!"
* "Exterminator down! Exterminator down! Send backup!!! Extermin..."
* "The GOOD news is... you have termites."
* "Do you happen to have a large net?"
* "You know, I'm also a taxidermist."
