THOUGHTS TO PONDER OVER
* Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband!
* Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
* I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
* A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
* Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
* Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
* My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
* Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
* Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
