Three Tourists

THREE TOURISTS

Three tourists are walking the streets of Rome: French, English and Pakistani, enjoying the great sights of the great city.

Suddenly they see a stunning bare-naked cutie on a balcony shouting to the crowd, "Is there a REAL MACHO in this wretched town?"

The French turns to his companions, "I'm going there I'm a French still".

Then he goes up to her room where she tells him, "I have one condition: here is a board, I tick off every orgasm I have on this board with a piece of chalk, now let's start."

An hour later he walks out of the house totally beat.

Then the lady shows up on the balcony keeping her chalenge, "Is there a REAL MACHO in this wretched town?"

The English volunteers, "I will please her, I'm a gentleman, still".

He comes in and gets the same conditions.

Two hours passed, he crawls out the doorways half dead.

Then, for the third time,the dame is out crying for the best lover.

The Pakistani grins and enters the damned den.

An hour passes-no sign, two - no sign... .... six hours later on the balcony appears the dishevelled woman with blazing eyes, "IS THERE A PIECE OF CHALK IN THIS TOWN?"