Top 10 Celebrity Self Help Books

| Friday, November 13, 2009

TOP 10 CELEBRITY SELF HELP BOOKS


10. SARAH FERGUSON (Ex-Duchess of York)
Cash In On Your Ex's Celebrity Status Long After Being Dumped.


9. ELIZABETH TAYLOR
Fat And Depressed? Write A Book About It!


8. EVA GABOR
Become Rich And Famous With Little Or No Personal Accomplishment.


7. CHER (Forward by Madonna)
Garner Attention By Acting And Dressing Like A Slut.


6. ANNE HECHE
Changing Sexual Preference For Personal Gain.


5. MICHAEL DOUGLAS
Boost Your Ego By Marrying Someone Less Than Half Your Age.


4. ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
Grit and Clench: How To Thwart A Body Cavity Search, Or Jail House Assault.


3. ELTON JOHN
Getting What You Want By Being A Tyrannical, Flamboyant, Chubby Little Man-Bitch.


2 FARAH FAWCETT
How To Gross Out Your Grandchildren By Posing Nude In Playboy.


1. MICHAEL JACKSON (On fatherhood)
The Joy Of "Rearing" Young Boys.

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