TOP 10 THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A SUB SAY TO THEIR MASTER
* How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to put your leather pants in the washer?
* Yeah, right... SPANK THIS!
* Tomorrow night, I get to tie you up, right?
* God, you Dom's think the world should bow before you!
* And just what do you think you are going to do with that paddle?
* Sorry, I got a date tomorrow night. Some other time, perhaps?
* Spanking? I-THINK-NOT!
* Who died and left you in charge?
* Do your own damn laundry!
And the #1 thing you will never hear a sub say to their Master...
* What do I look like, your maid?