Britain's Queen Elizabeth bestowed an honorary knight-hood on Bill Gates Wednesday in recognition of his contributions to both business and charity.
THE TOP 5 THINGS ON BILL GATES THE KNIGHT'S TO-DO LIST
5> Get injunction against vendors trying to unbundle chips from fish.
4> 1. Challenge Linus Torvalds to a joust.
2. Make sure I have enforceable patents on the lance, mace & shield.
3> Battle the Black Knight, armed only with the dreaded Blue Screen of Death.
2> Ring for tea and when it comes, threaten to sack that commoner Steve Jobs for mixing up your scones with your crumpets.
and Number 1 Thing on Bill Gates the Knight's To-Do List...
1> Can't pull the sword from the stone? Buy the friggin' lake!
