TOP TEN LEAST INSPIRED MISSILE MESSAGES!
11. "Take THAT, you scurrilous mountebanks!"
10. "Is it me, or does this thing look like a giant metal penis?"
9. "Who, who, who, who… who let the bombs out?"
8. "When you get to heaven, please say hello to Jesus for me."
7. "You guys again?!"
6. "This'll teach you how evil weapons of mass destruction are!"
5. "What's that smell?"
4. "John 3:16… Go Mets!"
3. "Time to make the doughnuts!"
2. "Christopher Hitchens says this will fix everything."
1. "Please forgive me."
