TWINK & SARDAR
A City Sardar Santa marries a girl Jeeto from the village. The girl is so naive that she has never known anything about sex.
On the honeymoon night when her husband takes his clothes off, she sees his thing. She asks what is that?
Santa says, "It is called TWINK and I am the only one who has it in the whole world".
The wife believes what she is told.
The couple have a neighbour, an old man by the name of Banta Singh, who is in love with Paro.
One day when Santa is out, Banta convinces Jeeto to have sex with him.
At night Jeeto tells Santa, "Hey how come Banta next door also has a Twink and you had said that only you have it".
Santa knows what had happened. Not to be outdone he tells Jeeto, "Oh I had two TWINKS and I gave one to Banta".
The Wife says, "You are a very stupid man, how come you gave the long Twink to Banta and kept the small one for yourself??"
