TWO OLD MAIDS
Two old maids played poker with Peter every Tuesday evening. It was Peter's turn to have the game at his house, but his furniture was out being re-upholstered, and they had no chairs. They decided to solve the problem by sitting cross legged on the floor and putting newspaper on their laps to hold the cards.
Two old maids played poker with Peter every Tuesday evening. It was Peter's turn to have the game at his house, but his furniture was out being re-upholstered, and they had no chairs. They decided to solve the problem by sitting cross legged on the floor and putting newspaper on their laps to hold the cards.
After playing awhile, the first old maid saw Peter's pecker peeking through the paper. She excused herself and went to the bathroom.
The second old maid then saw Peter's pecker peeking through the paper and she followed the first one. She walked into the bathroom and saw the first old maid sitting on the toilet.
The second old maid said "Did you see Peter's pecker peeking through the paper while we were playing poker?"
The first old maid replied, "Yes, I saw Peter's pecker peeking through the paper while we were playing poker, but don't mention it because it makes my pussy pucker and I can't pee!!"
