URGENCY
A boy and his chick are walking in the evening. Getting dark. He walks her home and just in front of her door he feels an urgent need to take a crap, so when she flirtatiously invites him in for a cup of coffee he willingly agrees,hoping to use her bathroom.
She opens the door, he rushes to the toilet, but she holds him back saying she needs to powder her nose first and offers him to go to the living room,watch TV and make himself comfortable.
He enters the room, the shit already coming out, and sees a big shaggy dog sitting on the carpet.
OK, he thinks, pulls the pants down and makes a huge steaming pile right in front of the dog, as if it did it.Then hitches up the pants and goes to the kitchen, smug and self-satisfied.
She goes out and asks why he is not in the room.
He answers, your huge dog is so scary, I decided to wait in the kitchen.
Oh! Come on, she says, its just a plush toy.
