Valentines Day Alert - Top Ten Signs You Are a Chocoholic

Valentines Day Alert - Top Ten Signs You Are a
Chocoholic
10. You taught your kids that it is an annual
tradition to give their mom chocolates on President's
Day.
9. You encouraged your kid to do a science fair
project about the Harvard researchers who said that
chocolate was the key to a longer life and then ate
all his exhibits.
8. In your chocolate-induced delirium, you thought
that the finding that chocolate helps fight the
presence of disease-causing free radicals referred to
a recently escaped unkempt mailbomber.
7. You intentionally sneak into the coffeeholics
meeting instead to make sure you aren't cured of your
addiction to chocolate.
6. You only wear Choco Jeans.
5. You put your husband's sign that said "The Key Is
Moderation" in the "free box" at the last garage sale.
4. You have a chocolate labrador.
3. The only reason you want to save the rain forest is
to save the Cocoa Tree.
2. You named your daughter Hershey.
1. You encouraged everyone at the nursing home you
work at to vote for "Bubba Fudge Brownie Sundae"
at the ongoing Pillsbury Kids Bake-Off Contest and
bused them to Minneapolis, Pillsbury's headquarters,
to make sure they voted because they didn't have a computer.