WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE FROM A HICK TOWN
* Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
* Vacation" means going to the family reunion.
* You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
* You know several people who have hit a deer.
* Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
* You see people wearing bib overalls at funerals.
* You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.
* You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.
* All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.
* You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
* You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are.
* You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
* You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
* You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.
* You think that deer season is a national holiday.
* There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.
