WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT WOMEN FROM READING PLAYBOY
* Garter belts are extremely comfortable, especially with fishnet stockings.
* Twin sisters love to cuddle on bearskin rugs in front of a roaring fire.
* They love to have pillow fights with their friends at slumber parties.
* Their fathers are always proud and supportive of their choice to pose nude to the entire world.
* They love riding on horses, motorcycles, and jet-skis naked.
* They all think Hugh Hefner is the sexiest man alive.
* Frolicking on a beach in the nude with three of their closest friends is their idea of a great afternoon.
* They think it's fun to share a hot tub with one guy and 4 large breasted women.
* A man's looks aren't important to even the most beautiful of women.
* They enjoy gentle caresses with a female friend in the locker room after a grueling workout.
* When women eat a bananna or a popsicle, they are imagining that they are pleasuring a man.
* They have no qualms about being nude in a crowded bar or restaurant.
* While showering, a perfect silouette is always cast on the door/curtain.
* They express their interests with "turn ons" and "turn offs".
* They wear sheer silk nightgowns to bed every night, even when alone.
* They seldomly wear underwear, except on rare occasions that call for a lacy thong"
