Why Do Men Die First

WHY DO MEN DIE FIRST

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...... but now we know.

* If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.

* If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

* If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

* If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
* If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.

* If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

* If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.

* If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.

* If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.

* If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

* If you cry............you're a wimp.

* If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard.

* If you thump her, it's wife bashing.

* If she thumps you, it's self-defense.

* If you make a decision without consulting her......... you're a chauvinist.

* If she makes a decision without consulting you...... she's a liberated woman.

* If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.

* If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.

* If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...... you're a pervert.

* If you don't..............you're a fag.

* If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're sexist.

* If you don't.................you're unromantic.

* If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.

* If you don't................you're a slob.

* If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.

* If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

* If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself.

* If you don't....................you're not ambitious.

* If she has a headache............she's tired.

* If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

* If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.

* If you don't..........there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.