YO MOMMA
---> Your momma is so stupid . . .
She wears a wig with a chin strap.
She wears a wig with a chin strap.
---> Your momma is so poor . . .
I stepped on a cigarette and she said, "Hey you turned off the heat!"
I stepped on a cigarette and she said, "Hey you turned off the heat!"
---> Your momma is so fat . . .
She walked in front of the TV and I missed three commercials!
She walked in front of the TV and I missed three commercials!
---> Your momma is so fat . . .
She put on a Dallas Cowboys jersey and the star was so big, everywhere she went, three wise men followed her.
---> Your momma is so fat . . .
She had to use doors on the computer instead of Windows.
She put on a Dallas Cowboys jersey and the star was so big, everywhere she went, three wise men followed her.
---> Your momma is so fat . . .
She had to use doors on the computer instead of Windows.
---> Your momma is so fat . . .
When she orders at a restaurant, instead of asking for a menu, she asks for an estimate.
---> Your momma is so fat...
She irons her clothes on the driveway.
She irons her clothes on the driveway.
---> Your momma is so fat . . .
When she was on the beach, Greenpeace kept trying to put her back into the sea.
When she was on the beach, Greenpeace kept trying to put her back into the sea.
