YO MOMMA
* Yo' mama's so ugly, your father has to take her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
* Yo' mama's so poor, she bit off your daddy's toe cause she saw a corn on it.
* Yo mama is so stupid, that when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.
* Your mama is so poor her front door and back door are on the same hinge.
* Yo mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
* Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
* Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
* Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
* Yo mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck she looks like a broken condom.
* Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure..
* Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.
* Yo mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking.
* Yo' mama's a saint...a St. Bernard!
* Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies.
* Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck.
* Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!
* Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around in dune buggies.
* Yo' mama's lips so big, she doesn't use chapstick -- she uses Mop 'n' Glo!
* Yo mama is so bald that she has to use rice for rollers.
