YOU KNOW YOU HAVE BAD HAIR WHEN...
...birds return to your hair every year to nest.
...people ask you what it's like to get electrocuted.
...people stop you on the street and ask if you do children's birthday parties
. ...children point at your head and say... "What's your kitty's name?"
... you're asked to remove your hat in a restaurant even though you're not wearing one.
...you get barber shop gift certificates for birthdays and Christmas.
...dogs growl at your head.
...a parent points to your head and says to their kid, "That's what will happen to you if you do drugs"
...you get job offers from Ringling Bros Circus.
..you accidentally get pruned while standing near a hedge.
