THE ART OF MARKETING.....
This is what I learned with a BS in Marketing.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, I'm fantastic in bed. THAT'S DIRECT MARKETING.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and you see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends approaches her, points at you, and says, he's fantastic in bed, THAT'S ADVERTISING.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, hi, I'm fantastic in bed. THAT'S TELEMARKETING.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, By the way, I'm fantastic in bed. THAT'S PUBLIC RELATIONS.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed. THAT'S BRAND RECOGNITION.
You hear about girls like this, but never meet one. THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISEMENT.
