AT SAW MILL
Fred and Bill are working at the sawmill when Bill saws his arm off. Fred puts the arm in a plastic bag and rushes Bill to the hospital.
The next day, Fred visits Bill and finds him in rehab playing tennis. "Wow, the wonders of modern science," Fred says.
On his first day back to work, Bill saws off his leg. Fred puts the leg in a plastic bag, and to the hospital they go.
When Fred pays a visit the next day, he finds Bill playing football. "Wow, the wonders of modern science." Fred says.
Back at work, Bill leans too far forward and lops off his head. Fred put the head in a plastic bag and they're off.
The next day, when visiting, Fred finds no sign of his chum. "Where's Bill?" he asks a nurse.
"We might have saved him," says the nurse. "But some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated."
