CALORIES
A young lady who thought she was overweight went to see a dietitian. She walked into his office and asked several questions about dieting, exercise, and other things. Her final question to the dietitian was strange, however. She asked: "How many calories are in sperm?"
"Why?" he replied.
At which the porker launched into an explicit description of her voracious sexual proclivities.
After thinking a minute he said, "I don't know how many calories there are in sperm, exactly, but if you are consuming that much of it, then is anybody really going to care if you're a little chunky?!"
