CASE OF PREGNANCY

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CASE OF PREGNANCY
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus, and she
noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately
moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so
she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth
move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and
he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he
had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was
like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice
her condition. She sat under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint
Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign
that said, 'Slogan's Liniment will reduce the swelling' and I had to
smile. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, 'William's
Big Stick Did the Trick' and I could hardly contain myself. BUT your
Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident...I just
lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED"