Costume

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a
Halloween party. He doesn't
know what costume to wear to hide his head and his
leg so he writes to a
costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the
following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right
as a pirate.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have
emphasized his wooden leg
and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes
by and he receives
another parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe
will cover your wooden
leg and, with your bald head, you will really look
the part.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone
from emphasizing his wooden
leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes
the company another
nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a
small parcel and a note,
which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour
the molasses over your
bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go
as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.