DIETITION
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG...".
"Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have had or will have it one fine day. Can anyone tell me what food is it that causes prolonged pain and suffering for years after eating it?"
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and quipped, "The wedding cake."
