FIFTY RUPEES BUSINESS.....
Musharraf is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Islamabad. He notices a good looking prostitute. She sees this and calls out: "Five hundred rupees!"
He is tempted, but the price is a little high. So he calls back: "Fifty!" She is disappointed and turns away and Musharraf continues his jog.
A few days later, he finds himself jogging in the same area and as luck would have it, the prostitute is still there. But she would not come down on her price. "Five Hundred!" she shouts and Musharraf answers her: "Fifty!" No sale.
About a week later, Sehba has decided that she wants to get into shape so she demands to go jogging with Musharraf. They get to the seedy part of town and the same prostitute is still there. She eyes Musharraf and Sehba together and yells: "See what you get for fifty rupees!"
