GOLF
These three guys escape from Hong Kong prison. One is Pakistani, one is Chinese, and the last one is Indian.
But now they're bored and so they're wandering around thinking of something to do.
"Let's play golf." The Chinese finally says.
"I don't know how to play that." The Indian says.
"Oh it's easy, answers the Pakistani, "all you need is a ball, a stick, and a hole."
"I got the ball," says the Chinese,
"I got the stick," says the Pakistani
Then the Indian says, "I don't wanna play."
