GUILTY MAN
There was this man awaiting sentencing in court. He was guilty as hell. The judge asks him if he has anything to say before sentencing.
"Fuck all your honor!" was the answer.
The judge turns towards the clerk and says: "What did he say?"
"He said 'Fuck all, your honor.'"
The judge says: "Hmm... that's funny. I'm sure I saw his lips move!"
