IN THE SUPER MARKET
In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Nasir; don't scream, Nasir; don't yell, Nasir; keep calm, Nasir."
A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son Nasir."
The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Nasir."
