KIDS LEARN FAST
A little boy is getting ready for visitors & he goes up to his mom & dad's room. They're fighting (as usual).
His mom says, 'Shut up bastard!' & the kid says, 'Mommy, mommy, what does that word mean?'
'It'sanother word for gentleman.'
His dad says, 'No it does not Bitch!' & the kid says, 'Daddy,daddy,what does that word mean?'
'It means lady.' & the kid breaks up the fight.
His mom goes to the bathroom & his dad goes to the kitchen. The kid goes to the bathroom & his mom says,'Shit!' because she smeared makeup all over.
And the kid says, 'Mommy what does that word mean?'
'It means makeup.'
So the kid goes to the kitchen & his dad is cutting the turkey, he cuts himself & he says, 'Fuck'
'Daddy, what does that word mean?'
'It means cutting.'
The little kid goes up to his sister's room & she's talking to her boyfriend on the phone & says,'You're such a dick!'
'Sister, what does that word mean?'
'It means boyfriend.'
And at that moment the doorbell rings and the kid opens the door. The visitors were there. The kid says, 'Hello, bitches & bastards! My mom is in the bathroom putting shit on her face, my dad is in the kitchen fucking the turkey, and my sister is in her room talking to her dick!'
